Houston, Texas real estate development, home buying, landscape, and design

19 Comments

1. 1
   From heyzeus:

   Scenes from a short film entitled “Butthurt: The Comment.”

   November 30, 2012 at 2:04 pm
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   From Ian:

   I’ll give 5:1 this guy drives a pickup lifted at least a foot.

   Takers?

   November 30, 2012 at 2:18 pm
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   From Al:

   Don’t feed the troll. Thank you.

   November 30, 2012 at 3:38 pm
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   From Lost_in_Translation:

   Don’t feed the troll. Thank you.

   What about stuffing and mounting one? Of course I only hunt troll for the meat…

   November 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm
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   From Safari jack:

   To Ian
   Sorry no jacked up truck just a Ford and a
   Bentley, Hummer h1, etal.

   Ill give the same odds that you are the proud owner of a 1990 Toyota Tercel riding on your spare ?

   November 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm
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   From Old School:

   It’s down from 649k to 599k. The owner might want to consider taming the interior design a bit with some renovations and staging furniture instead of spending so much time taming the poor creatures of the wild.

   November 30, 2012 at 5:01 pm
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   From coraliekilgore:

   Hey Safari Jack- Pride comes before fall. you should use your wealth for good – not for, well..
   yes we are 8 to fivers, but why hate? We cant all have cool stuff like you, my bet,
   your single.

   November 30, 2012 at 5:10 pm
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   From jgriff:

   I believe safari jack when he says he has a Bentley,etc… I have nothing against rich people. I usually find them less judgmental than people of modest means. I drive a Ferrari myself.

   You sure have the right to decorate however you like but we have the right to make fun of it. This house is the equivalent of showing up to school in your underwear. Decorate like this and you are going to get made fun of and deservedly so. Dude, this is really awful.

   November 30, 2012 at 5:53 pm
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   From Kuningan:

   120 others? Get help.

   November 30, 2012 at 7:07 pm
10. 10
    From Hdtex:

    No amount of money compensates for poor poor taste.

    November 30, 2012 at 8:16 pm
11. 11
    From Mike:

    Real or bogus; +1 to Safari Jack!

    November 30, 2012 at 8:43 pm
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    From miss_msry:

    Honestly, I think there are more dead, stuffed endangered animals in Texas than left in the wild.

    http://www.caller.com/photos/2011/may/13/103586/

    December 1, 2012 at 7:18 pm
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    From spiteful:

    thanks for resurrecting the 2 month old post of this hilarious house. i also suspect that safari jack is fake, but if it is fake, someone did a great job of matching the style of the post with the “style” of the house.

    December 3, 2012 at 8:11 am
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    From Jerry:

    “Sorry no jacked up truck just a Ford and a
    Bentley, Hummer h1, etal.”

    +++

    Ah yes, of course. Nothing says “compensating” these days more than a Hummer and a Bentley. Oh, that and all the dead wildlife in your house obviously.

    December 3, 2012 at 8:38 am
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    From heyzeus:

    On the internet, we all drive Bentleys and Ferraris.

    December 3, 2012 at 10:33 am
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    From Ray Hankamer:

    It is sickening the number of
    “dead zoos” in Texas…what does it tell us about the owner of one?

    December 3, 2012 at 10:41 am
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    From caneco:

    its like a poorer version of the bad guy from the second ace ventura movie…

    December 3, 2012 at 10:46 am
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    From Pfffft:

    Ray-Mind your own business.

    December 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm
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    From Oily Collar:

    You can take your fancy car, meanwhile you live in Pasadena TX. The arm pit of the state.

    December 3, 2012 at 3:29 pm