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  • If you like the color burgundy and of A LOT of vulgar excess this is the house for you! I think the gold lion trim bar stools and the gold lions at the pool really make the place.

  • Sure, I can see myself decorating my estate like that if I was a retired 18th century pirate who had a relatively successful pillaging career.

  • Proportions are all wrong. Dimensions, cabinetry, decorating. Never mind the suburban blegh.

  • I imagine there is no playing at grannies house

  • What a royal Tuscan mess and equally offensive is the price!

  • Poor realtor needs to clean her camera lens. She has some Vaseline or something on the edges from the looks of that pool shot. At least I hope that’s the case and she didn’t just blur the edges out with software afterwards.

  • Gaud and gold are needed to try to make the suburban shell interesting.

  • Christina, bring me the axe!

  • Some of these homes seem modeled after Vegas hotels and cruise ships: Less like a residence / More like the hospitality industry.
    After entering the front door, the first stop is the bar to have a drink?
    (I think a front entry needs a rug, a table and a coat closet.)

  • Sherri Zucker is not known for her restraint or good taste. This is an estate sale house. If the kids have the coin,
    they should paint the house and remove the furnishings and maybe all that burgundy marble.

  • WHY DO REAL ESTATE AGENTS INSIST ON USING ALL CAPS FOR THE DESCRIPTION? IT STILL DOESN’T MAKE ME WANT TO BUY THAT HOUSE!