Comments on: Swamplot Price Adjuster: Woodlands Waterway Faux

By: Mike Nomad

Mike Nomad — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:03:44 +0000

@ Charlie: “Faux urban town centers have popped up all over the country. Look at Reston, VA. I know people that live there and they swear it is better than being in the real city!”

Ugh. The Creeple from Reston you mentioned are just bitter that they can’t afford to move to grave yard at Vint Hill.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:18:02 +0000

This is definitely not my kind of place and the pricetag seems very high but I don’t know anything about the building. In 20 years though, The Woodlands will probably seem like the Galleria and plenty of people live in island fortress high rises there and seem to have no problem with it.

Faux urban town centers have popped up all over the country. Look at Reston, VA. I know people that live there and they swear it is better than being in the real city!

By: RWB

RWB — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:29:43 +0000

Hey Pat–if you went to see Willie and Dylan and John Mellenkamp, you can’t be truly surprised at the overwhelming whiteness you experienced. (Sounds like a good show, though.)

By: Pat

Pat — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:12:05 +0000

$789k. Not a nickel more. Has anyone actually BEEN to the Woodlands? I was up there the other night to see Willie and Dylan. And John Mellenkamp. And yes the choice of music might have had something to do with it, but I have never SEEN so many white people in one place. Man, they wuz W.I.T.E. All of ‘em. Even the people selling the $32 beers or whatever the hell they were; even the aggressively friendly seat watchers whose job it was to make sure you didn’t sit in anyone else’s seat; even the people directing parking. Where did they all come from?

By: Mike Nomad

Mike Nomad — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:43:20 +0000

@ Doofus: You rock!

By: Feufoma

Feufoma — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:32:32 +0000

I just threw up in my mouth! All of those listed in HAR are god awfully fugly! I guess money can’t buy taste.

The initial listing is probably really worth only $600k with a $500 per month maintenance fee-but should be stripped to the bare walls and all the atrocious furnishings incinerated.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:41:22 +0000

What’s next, high rise condos in Lufkin?

By: JW

JW — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 06:03:03 +0000

$1.1 mm - $1.3 mm

By: Miz Brooke Smith

Miz Brooke Smith — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:44:12 +0000

This is Michael Pollack’s Woodlands pied-a-terre. How much would he pay for it? Maybe the price of a FREE VCR?

http://swamplot.com/beautiful-.....007-12-10/

By: Doofus

Doofus — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:24:33 +0000

Are we getting ready to stage a “Real Housewives of The Woodlands?”

By: RWB

RWB — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:41:09 +0000

That’s one f*ckin’ classy crib!

By: MDT

MDT — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:39:40 +0000

Mike Nomad nailed it! Very FUNNY! The Woodlands is a little late for the Tuscanization party.