Relief in Alief: The Condo Hard Sell Gets Results

That was fast: Yesterday, just a day before Valentine’s Day — and almost exactly 2 weeks after a seemingly candid photo of one of the home’s 2 full bathrooms gained attention all over the internet — the owner of this well-appointed condo in Crescent Park Village accepted a purchase offer. Congratulations! On January 30th, a photo that just happened to include what looked like a 9- or 10-inch uh, stress reliever mounted on the back of the toilet was taken down quickly — followed, in short order, by the entire listing. Really? Some sellers would do anything for that kind of attention. Well, maybe a different kind of attention. But with a new MLS number, the offending photo removed, and a sub-$70K asking price, this home still got noticed. Of course, we’re all hoping the buyer’s likely-to-be-very-careful home inspection won’t turn up any additional surprises.

For any of you who might have missed it the first time, Swamplot’s uncensored photo home tour from the original listing is reprised here:


And, of course, the pièce de résistance:

Yes, there it was:

Now if all goes well, the lucky buyers will soon get to enjoy all of this . . . well, almost all of it. And they’ll have the indescribable honor of seeing their own home show up at the top of the search rankings anytime someone decides to Google “dildo house Houston” — for the next few months, at least.

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