COMMENT OF THE DAY: WHEN SCHOOLS GET IN THE WAY 
“I’m sick and tired of people always complaining about how such and such crime happened close to a school. Schools are peppered throughout the city, so pretty much anywhere is ‘near a school.’ Find me a school-free area where I can do my shootings.” [criminal guy, commenting on The Great Coltivare Kumquat Tree Heist] Illustration: Lulu
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What gets me is the drug free zone signs? Isn’t the whole country supposed to be a drug free zone?
The Ship Channel. No schools there. Jump in. Tread water. Shoot all you want. Just try not to hit any explosive storage tanks. They go boom.