You couldn’t invent a street address this good. But hey, maybe it’s your lucky day: The market’s down and the owner’s got to give it up.

Huge price drop too, as of this week: from $250,000 to $189,900. And that’s for a 4.24-acre lot — where you can build. With real integrity, of course.

What’s that address?

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