I CAN DO THAT Katy real estate watcher Lou Minatti finds himself in awkward position: “After years of ranting about dumb real estate sales gimmicks, here I am seeing them applied to my own modest tract house. It’s listed on the MLS and boy does everything appear HUGE! My back yard isn’t large at all but with a wide-angle lens it looks like an acre back there. . . . Too bad [my agent] didn’t do the photos before the hard freezes turned everything brown a few weeks ago. . . . Going through the interior photos, the agent turned on every single light in the house, even with bright sunlight coming through the windows. It does seem to look better.” [Lou Minatti]