WHAT LURKS INSIDE THAT SCARY, SCARY HOUSE ON ELYSIAN ST. 
Oh, what will they think of next to scare you away from the Fifth Ward? “I thought I read something odd” while driving by the “abandoned mess” at 1919 Elysian St. north of Lorraine St., reports reader Robert Searcy, who sent in these pix. “So I had to circle the block to see if what I thought I read was really what I read . . .” [Swamplot inbox] Photos: Robert Searcy
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This looks like the work of a rogue conceptual artist … very clever.
I am unable to see the whole article
I job by this every day and haven’t seen any ninjas (yet?)
I realize I’m kind of missing the point, but “Noone?” That would be pronounced “nooney.” “No one” is written NO ONE. Some ninja/pirate English teacher is rolling over in his or her grave. Argh.
It needs a “Stop Parc Binz” sign.
What? No campaign signs for Eric Dick?
Perhaps it’s warning you that Peter Noone, lead singer of terrible British Invasion band, Herman’s Hermits, is inside. I’d do just about anything to avoid hearing “I’m Henry VII, I Am” ever again.
There’s a kind of hush, all over the world…
Mrs Brown you’ve got a luvley daughter!
Henry VIII
I got married to the woman next door; She’s been married 7X before!
Oh, is this one of those spontaneous “art for the masses” pieces? How quaint! Light rail, a soccer stadium, lick-n-stick fake rock siding, and now this?? Houston, it’s worth it!!