Focus Refined Eye Care announced this week that the doors are open at 515 Westheimer Rd., at the far eastern end of the strip center also containing Osaka Japanese, BB’s Donuts, Nu Cuts Hair Salon, and e-cigarette shops The Vapor Lair. The storefront, next to the former home of lapsed-vegan Mexican restaurant Radical Eats, previously housed a Chartway Federal Credit Union branch.
A press release says the new shop will “eliminate the sterility of typical doctor’s visits”— the self-described ‘optometry spa’ will offer patrons alcohol in cocktail form as well as of the lens-cleaning variety, and eye-rubs will be thrown in for good measure at the start of each appointment. The spot will offer high-end tailored glasses (the combined product of new German diagnostic equipment and a fashion consultant).
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The new eye-escape is across Westheimer from restaurants Indika and Dolce Vita to the west; the Cat Doctor and those lots turning into a retail plaza sit just to the east.
- My Montrose: Bimal Patel of Focus Refined Eye Care [Montrose District]
- About [Focus Refined Eye Care]
Photo: Focus Refined Eye Care
Maybe they’ll have a lady that can massage/clean my eyeballs with her tongue. Otherwise, I’m not interested.
Yawn.
Since when did “sterilty” become something to avoid when it comes to medical care?