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  • When I was a kid, my parents bought a house that had a room with bright yellow wallpaper and lots of mirrors, included one which was tilted. It was so disorienting that the dog, upon entering, tucked his tail between his legs and slinked out.

  • Spoonman, I think that’s what happened to the steer in the dining area. Seriously, I would jump out of my skin every time I came downstairs in the dark with that sculpture near the doors in the living room.

  • Where’s the toilet that belongs to the roll?

  • Those bathroom sinks look SO small, like they’re wet bar sinks. How odd.

  • There is no excuse for those white bedrooms and bathrooms. This place is in desperate need of purple and green.

  • The fat lady has sung

  • I FEEL ANGRY! no, wait, now i’m calm. ANGRY! back to calm. My yin and yang are fighting.

  • I’ll pass. Whole lot of ugly goin’ on in that house.

  • Looked at these photos about 3 hours ago and started experiencing stomach discomfort. It still hasn’t gone away.

  • Oh, that’s just plain wrong! What were those people thinking when they decorated?

  • I think the home looks trendy, clean and comfortable. I just don’t like the Pepto Bismol stairwell.

    But heck, guys, one gallon of paint and a Saturday later, you’ll have your stock beige on white yuppie townhome back just the way you like it.

  • Superdave, there’s a happy medium between all-beige and garish to the point of hallucinogenic.

  • It was decorated with operatic flare

  • I agree with “Curious”. Where the heck are the toilets?

  • What’s the over/under on how many coats of paint it will take to cover those walls.

  • It’s hard to write this as my eyes are still re-adjusting… Did they exhaust their paint budget before they got to the kitchen and master bath? Thank goodness the covered balcony in front faces east as I can only imagine what an oven it would be if it faced west.

  • #3 – Perhaps the sink has a dual purpose, or would that be a triple purpose?

  • I like a lotta color, so that aspect doesn’t really offend my senses. But there are things in that house that would give me nightmares; things I can’t even bring myself to name (shudder).

  • I would love it…if I did acid. Good lord, I have a golden retriever that would be scarred for life after going into that place.