The Great OTC Hooker Steak-Out

THE GREAT OTC HOOKER STEAK-OUT Out on the town and on the tail of some of them high-priced hookers shipped in from Vegas specially for this week’s Offshore Technology Conference, Caroline Gallay strikes gold diggers on Post Oak: “We had by far the best luck at Mo’s A Place for Steaks, where suddenly (around 10:30 p.m.) the almost all-male crowd was inundated with scantily clad young things taking cards and holding court. I saw some of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen, and I think I might start hanging with the hussies more often. The once-overs thrice-overs my friends and I got should have probably offended us, but I for one was flattered — even if they were internally reviewing price points. On Monday evening, the first time we trolled for tramps, I’m pretty sure we were even solicited. An older gentleman hovered and leered at our table until we finally spoke to him. Our tab? Close to $70. His face once he learned we were locals, and later that our parents and he shared friends? Priceless.” [CultureMap]

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  • Went to Mo’s once for a Happy Hour. All the women there look like Rachel Uchitel at varying stages of wear. If they’re not a hooker, they’re easily half-hookers. (See NY Magazine’s article on the half-hooker economy for further clarification.)

    As for my girlfriends and I, the velociraptors with orange-stained leather bag skin, bolted-on boobs and coke nose just didn’t do it for us. However, but the male 50+ crowd certainly seemed to take a shine to them.

  • Mo’s, A Place for Steaks indeed.

  • Caroline, moving up in this world. Glad that you’ve moved on from reviews of Vintage.

  • Maybe I missed the point … but what does this have to do with Houston real estate?

  • Several friends refer to Mo’s as “Mo’s A Place for Ho’s”. With RDG across the street, Mo’s and the newly relocated Masraff’s, it is the businessman/Sugar Daddy trifecta for our working ladies!

  • Maybe, Amy, what this has to do with R.E. is that realtors should take a page from that book and pouce on out-of-town oilmen, too?

  • How is this different from any other night at Mo’s or Bar Annie?

  • Maybe I missed the point … but what does this have to do with Houston real estate?
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    Oh, please. You’d be surprised how many listings are acquired while singing “Strangers in the Night” at the watering holes. Gay and straight.

    I will say no more.

  • Maybe I missed the point … but what does this have to do with Houston real estate?
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    Well since a lot of developers and real estate brokers hang out there, I think it has everything to do with Houston real estate!

  • Mo’s, A Place for Snakes. Even withered 70-year-old ones.