I have only one burning desire….let me bathe next to a fire……
Ian V
*clap clap clap*
Al
And a two sided fireplace, no less. Nothing like a little privacy whilst bathing!
Mel
Privacy? From what? Nobody actually uses those things.
wilf
Jeez, Mel, can’t you imagine firing up a bistecca alla fiorentina while those water jets hit you “just so”? That’s la dolce vita.
Ribalding
sally ftw
Brad
O…My…Gawd…Luv It.
Mel
Love these vent-free gas fireplaces, especially if I can press my face against them.
I can see it now. Me, my hair piled atop my head, secured by a single red rose and a diamond pin. The bath, filled with bubbles and warm water. Music playing softly in the background, the lights are dimmed. Eyes, closed. I flip on the gas fireplace and allow Calgon to take me away, away, away.
My eyes open, I am on the bathroom floor, apparently suffering from some sort of epileptic seizure.
Was it wrong to rest my head against the vent-free gas fireplace? Or… Calgon, was it you?
I’ve encountered dozens of homes with TVs, bun none with this. I love it. Oh, if it were closer….
Eddie
Very tacky!!
Miz Brooke Smith
wilf, once again you crack me up. And how about those ever-so-classic columns?
kilray
Sometimes so much can be lost in a simple photo. Imagine the tricks of light from the mirrored ceiling, the sweet scent of decanted Courvoisier, the deep, resonant tones of Barry White playing on a loop, and the plush 47% Egyptian cotton “his” and/or “hers” and/or “hers” and “his” swingers towels hanging just tantalizingly out of reach.
MarketingWiz
Photo 16: “This home offers so much to be desired.”
Something’s wrong with that sentence. Makes it sound like the house is really lacking in amenities. It’s too close to ‘leaves a lot to be desired.’
golf hou
some mid-level sales manager is going to go into debt for this. What a shame, for it is truly grotesque.
I have only one burning desire….let me bathe next to a fire……
*clap clap clap*
And a two sided fireplace, no less. Nothing like a little privacy whilst bathing!
Privacy? From what? Nobody actually uses those things.
Jeez, Mel, can’t you imagine firing up a bistecca alla fiorentina while those water jets hit you “just so”? That’s la dolce vita.
sally ftw
O…My…Gawd…Luv It.
Love these vent-free gas fireplaces, especially if I can press my face against them.
I can see it now. Me, my hair piled atop my head, secured by a single red rose and a diamond pin. The bath, filled with bubbles and warm water. Music playing softly in the background, the lights are dimmed. Eyes, closed. I flip on the gas fireplace and allow Calgon to take me away, away, away.
My eyes open, I am on the bathroom floor, apparently suffering from some sort of epileptic seizure.
Was it wrong to rest my head against the vent-free gas fireplace? Or… Calgon, was it you?
Would have been cooler with a TV…
Glancing at the photo, I thought it WAS a television.
I’ve encountered dozens of homes with TVs, bun none with this. I love it. Oh, if it were closer….
Very tacky!!
wilf, once again you crack me up. And how about those ever-so-classic columns?
Sometimes so much can be lost in a simple photo. Imagine the tricks of light from the mirrored ceiling, the sweet scent of decanted Courvoisier, the deep, resonant tones of Barry White playing on a loop, and the plush 47% Egyptian cotton “his” and/or “hers” and/or “hers” and “his” swingers towels hanging just tantalizingly out of reach.
Photo 16: “This home offers so much to be desired.”
Something’s wrong with that sentence. Makes it sound like the house is really lacking in amenities. It’s too close to ‘leaves a lot to be desired.’
some mid-level sales manager is going to go into debt for this. What a shame, for it is truly grotesque.