COMMENT OF THE DAY: THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY FOR EXCEEDINGLY WELL-CARPETED MEGAMANSIONS 
“Do they make riding vacuums? Like riding lawn mowers but with a vacuum? Feels like you’d need one of those just to keep up with a place like that. Gotta be at least an acre of carpet in that place.” [Toby, commenting on Katy Home Listing Photo of the Day: The Unstaged Stage] Illustration: Lulu
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I’ll ruin the fun.
Even better rooooooomba!
like this?
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http://i.imgur.com/SYle7it.gifv
more like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bCW8uYabw
Yes. The evening custodian in my building uses one. Think small Zamboni that you stand up to ride, or Home Depot forklift with brushes instead of forks.