Friday, September 11, 2009

Comment of the Day: Wrap Knapp with Velvet Rope Lines

   

“Good riddance! This landmark has for too long stood in the way of shiny-shirt progress. Think of how many bars with names like ‘Elite,’ ‘Wealth,’ or ‘Entitled’ you could fit on that property! For my money, I might just have to call [it] the Bourgeoises, in honor of the now defunct Proletariat. And by ‘in honor of’ I mean ‘urinating upon the memory of.’” [Nord, commenting on GM Wants To Take Away Knapp]

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One Comment

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    From Chris:

    Shiny shirt progress! Exactly the proper way in which to describe the douchebaggery that tends to congregate in establishments with such names.

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