Friday, April 1, 2011

Houston Home Listing Photo of the Day: Beach Outlet

Read more about: , , , , , , ,

19 Comments

  1. 1
    From finness:

    Made in the Suede!

  2. 2
    From KT:

    Who needs to travel? With a margarita and a view like this, I’m in Paraíso Cocina, TX.

  3. 3
    From denise:

    1.6 million for some serious faux. bleh

  4. 4
    From Eric:

    That house screams “single male.”

  5. 5
    From Ribalding:

    Eric, you forgot “straight”.

    (Gah. Center channel on a coffee table. HATE that.)

  6. 6
    From miss_msry:

    That’s a lot of brown on brown.

  7. 7
    From markd:

    Takes awhile to steam up that shower… and maybe they ran out of budget for that media room?

  8. 8
    From sally01:

    Where’s Gilligan?

  9. 9
    From RealTor SchmealTor:

    Aloha oy!

  10. 10
    From Lost_In_Translation:

    Gah, I can’t imagine wanting a house that big and tiley for just myself. Maybe me and an extended family, but it sure looks empty. Recent divorce?

  11. 11
    From Mary:

    To be fair, that mural is in the laundry room which makes it more tongue in cheek. Is the diswasher and sink as far apart as they look? Nice kitchen island, but again, no sink?

  12. 12
    From wilf:

    “Sinbad goes suburban.” Keep rubbing the magic lamp and you might get your asking price.

  13. 13

    Appears to be a decent property.

    Dan Statlander
    http://www.statelandbrown.com
    (Real estate experts in Boca Raton Florida)

  14. 14
    From Claire de Lune:

    You’ve got to love a laundry room with a view of San Serriffe Island.

  15. 15

    Someone notify the Woodlands CVB so they can work it into the virtual tour.

  16. 16
    From Amanda:

    Am I seeing the master bath right-the shower is just kind of there, in the wall, with no enclosure? Definitely a guy’s idea. There will be water everywhere! not to mention you’re showering just out in the open in the middle of the bathroom. call me a prude if you want, but that’s just weird.

  17. 17
    From movocelot:

    So true, Amanda!
    I hate to be so crass but…
    I imagine he marks his territory all over that room.
    And the housekeeper just hoses it down.

  18. 18
    From Different Matt:

    Lots of golf shirts… straight man’s wardrobe and decor.

  19. 19
    From Benjy Compson:

    For some reason, the mural reminds me of the movie Dark City.

Add Your Comment About This Post

If you have a comment about the story on this page, enter it below. To submit a tip to Swamplot privately on any topic, send an email to the Swamplot tip line.

Your email address will not be published.

(required)
(required)