Made in the Suede!
Who needs to travel? With a margarita and a view like this, I’m in Paraíso Cocina, TX.
1.6 million for some serious faux. bleh
That house screams “single male.”
Eric, you forgot “straight”.
(Gah. Center channel on a coffee table. HATE that.)
That’s a lot of brown on brown.
Takes awhile to steam up that shower… and maybe they ran out of budget for that media room?
Gah, I can’t imagine wanting a house that big and tiley for just myself. Maybe me and an extended family, but it sure looks empty. Recent divorce?
To be fair, that mural is in the laundry room which makes it more tongue in cheek. Is the diswasher and sink as far apart as they look? Nice kitchen island, but again, no sink?
“Sinbad goes suburban.” Keep rubbing the magic lamp and you might get your asking price.
Appears to be a decent property.
(Real estate experts in Boca Raton Florida)
You’ve got to love a laundry room with a view of San Serriffe Island.
Someone notify the Woodlands CVB so they can work it into the virtual tour.
Am I seeing the master bath right-the shower is just kind of there, in the wall, with no enclosure? Definitely a guy’s idea. There will be water everywhere! not to mention you’re showering just out in the open in the middle of the bathroom. call me a prude if you want, but that’s just weird.
So true, Amanda!
I hate to be so crass but…
I imagine he marks his territory all over that room.
And the housekeeper just hoses it down.
Lots of golf shirts… straight man’s wardrobe and decor.
For some reason, the mural reminds me of the movie Dark City.
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