It looks like the floor has been “retouched” a la Picasa… wonder what was there that needed to be covered up? Ew.
GregK
Looks like they took two photos to show the whole room and spliced them together pretty badly.
Claire de Lune
I’m with GregK on this — several other photos seem to have suffered the same fate. FYI – wide-angle lens = realtor’s best friend.
Amanda
I’m pretty sure you can rent a wide angle lens for cases like this….nice try though!
kt2le
The pictures were starting to give me a headache so I had to stop looking. Just had a horrible thought – what if the interiors really look like this? Talk about structural issues…
EMME
Seasick
marmer
That’s plumb crazy.
Jason
The ceramic tile throughout the first floor screams one of two things: 1.) Cheap reno (what other cheapness is hiding?); or 2.) Flood damage. Word of advice to anyone considering a house with 100% tile on the 1st floor – check the floodplain maps and check for prior flood insurance claims.
PYEWACKET2
Well, they did get the little pointy toilet paper fold thing right in the small restroom.
Ed
I grew up in this neighborhood, and it was a total suburban 70’s fest. It’s fun to look at these listings to see what people have done to ‘update’ the original decor. For the photos, either list the two separate pictures or use a wide angle lens. This looks awful.
Flash
I miss the Wacky Shack.
Dave
Maybe you all are seeing something I am not and maybe I just have a dirty mind, but if you look at the picture in the gallery entitled “Spacious Master Suite,DOWNSTAIRS, with glass doors to landscaped backyard, and COMPARTMENTED bath, extending to the Study/5th bedroom down” there appears to be something odd on the nightstand.
DanaX
“The ceramic tile throughout the first floor screams one of two things: 1.) Cheap reno (what other cheapness is hiding?); or 2.) Flood damage.”
or 3.) Mid-level latin drug cartel people.
Taras
To the author: Come on, they are just trying to corner the market with stitched panoramic images; A $15 tripod would help though.
To Jason: Getting a flood claims history report is pointless as it takes three months to get it from FEMA. Besides, tiles are hypoallergenic as they don’t collect dust etc. like a carpet. A carpet is more likely to be a cheap concealment of cracks in the floor.
My goal as a real estate photographer is to keep my clients off of this page!
Miz Brooke Smith
Compartmented! That’s what today’s sophisticated buyers want in a bathroom. What does that mean, anyway? A separate WC? A clever hiding place for spare rolls of toilet paper?
The floor should really be mirrored tiles.
It looks like the floor has been “retouched” a la Picasa… wonder what was there that needed to be covered up? Ew.
Looks like they took two photos to show the whole room and spliced them together pretty badly.
I’m with GregK on this — several other photos seem to have suffered the same fate. FYI – wide-angle lens = realtor’s best friend.
I’m pretty sure you can rent a wide angle lens for cases like this….nice try though!
The pictures were starting to give me a headache so I had to stop looking. Just had a horrible thought – what if the interiors really look like this? Talk about structural issues…
Seasick
That’s plumb crazy.
The ceramic tile throughout the first floor screams one of two things: 1.) Cheap reno (what other cheapness is hiding?); or 2.) Flood damage. Word of advice to anyone considering a house with 100% tile on the 1st floor – check the floodplain maps and check for prior flood insurance claims.
Well, they did get the little pointy toilet paper fold thing right in the small restroom.
I grew up in this neighborhood, and it was a total suburban 70’s fest. It’s fun to look at these listings to see what people have done to ‘update’ the original decor. For the photos, either list the two separate pictures or use a wide angle lens. This looks awful.
I miss the Wacky Shack.
Maybe you all are seeing something I am not and maybe I just have a dirty mind, but if you look at the picture in the gallery entitled “Spacious Master Suite,DOWNSTAIRS, with glass doors to landscaped backyard, and COMPARTMENTED bath, extending to the Study/5th bedroom down” there appears to be something odd on the nightstand.
“The ceramic tile throughout the first floor screams one of two things: 1.) Cheap reno (what other cheapness is hiding?); or 2.) Flood damage.”
or 3.) Mid-level latin drug cartel people.
To the author: Come on, they are just trying to corner the market with stitched panoramic images; A $15 tripod would help though.
To Jason: Getting a flood claims history report is pointless as it takes three months to get it from FEMA. Besides, tiles are hypoallergenic as they don’t collect dust etc. like a carpet. A carpet is more likely to be a cheap concealment of cracks in the floor.
To Dave: That’s probably a flashlight.
My goal as a real estate photographer is to keep my clients off of this page!
Compartmented! That’s what today’s sophisticated buyers want in a bathroom. What does that mean, anyway? A separate WC? A clever hiding place for spare rolls of toilet paper?