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  • You’ll be swell, you’ll be great! Gonna have this whole house on a plate! Starting here, starting now (well, at closing in 30 days), everything’s coming up roses (because the landscaping is fabulous)!

  • If I knew the listing agent, I would have to personally tell her how ridiculous her photos are. Since I don’t, I’ll keep quiet and secretly hope that she reads Swamplot. Now I need some wine for those empty glasses…

  • Does Evita come with the house?

  • How bout putting 5 women her size up on that balcony so we can see if the structure is sound.

  • Looks a little religious.

  • Don’t cry for me Briarforest!

  • The house is going to need some updatement.

  • What in the….? Are you KIDDING me? This is supposed to be photos to market the house, not your personal photo album! Yes, the picture of the limo in the driveway is supposed to do what for me? And what about the picture of the three gals on the deck? What was the agent thinking? This is kind of funny, but beyond unprofessional.

  • people on this site need to lighten up. why not have some fun with your pictures?!? there are enough pictures of the house to see it too.

  • Have to say I got a chuckle out of her creativity. “Don’t cry for me Lakeside Forest”. At least the photos aren’t taken with a distorted viewpoint or with piles of dirty clothes, soiled bathmats or marital aids in plain sight. Cut the woman a break! Maybe she was trying to show a human side to a house in need of a total remodel.

  • Did anyone else notice the driveway big enough for your personal limousine? That must have been how they got all these people there to pose for these photos. For just a moment I thought that was Ina Garten up there on the landing, welcoming Jeffrey home.

  • The sad thing is, in this market, that house will have 5 offers before the end of the week and the agent will think her “creativity” was the reason.

  • I love it. The photos aren’t cookie cutter, and they don’t hide or distort the property. They grab the viewer’s attention long enough for him to pay attention to the listing. I don’t know how this lady is being “unprofessional.”

  • #11- you are hilarious- and now we all know how Jeffrey must feel, hungry for chicken and brownies.

  • This lady agent is awesome, giving us the old razzle dazzle.

  • I don’t know…I sort of loved this listing! It’s light & funny and does give the house personality. Plus, if I were looking here, I would remember this listing.