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CurtisJ
That is one way to make a room look bigger!
CurtisJ
I can hear the conversation between the Realtor and his/her assistant now:
Realtor: Now this breakfast nook is on the small side, so lets stage it with some small furniture to really open it up.
Assistant: Got it, small furniture!
Realtor: What where you..? I mean what is this?
Assistant: You said small furniture!
Realtor: Screw it, take the picture, good enough.
NorhillJoe
Unlike in the past, at least this realtor knows what is sitting on the toilet tank.
That is one way to make a room look bigger!
I can hear the conversation between the Realtor and his/her assistant now:
Realtor: Now this breakfast nook is on the small side, so lets stage it with some small furniture to really open it up.
Assistant: Got it, small furniture!
Realtor: What where you..? I mean what is this?
Assistant: You said small furniture!
Realtor: Screw it, take the picture, good enough.
Unlike in the past, at least this realtor knows what is sitting on the toilet tank.