What’s the safety of your family worth, anyway? Is $2,052,218 really too high a price to pay for the security of knowing that when the revolution/apocalypse/nuclear winter/plague of locusts/hurricane/historic designation comes, your loved ones could be comfortably ensconced in their very own bomb shelter? And look! A trained school of security fish stand guard by the shelter’s entrance — in their very own BB-proof booth. Plus, right next door, there’s a $5 million home!
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Look out for Rupert — he’s the one at left center.
If you do go ahead and install that NBA Basketball Court in the back yard (did we mention there’s room for one?), it might attract a lot of tall people — and they could help protect you. On the other hand, you might want to preserve the open space on the full-acre lot for your hearty survival garden of . . . say, amaranth and rattlesnake beans.
Dating from — yes — the Cuban Missile Crisis, this 4,197-sq.-ft. lowslung mod features 4 bedrooms, 4 1/2 bathrooms, and a 4-car garage. Also on-site: an abandoned pipeline running diagonally across the property’s northern border, possibly available for repurpose as an escape or supply tunnel.