Huh? I thought the Toxic Avenger lived in New Jersey – but maybe this was his vacation home?
The fireplace in the bedroom gives a new meaning to the phrase “smoky bedroom eyes”.
The green and black kitchen just makes me think they’re Oregon fans. What I love is the “Jacuzzi hut”. Beyond awesome.
Distracting you from the turrible flooring…
It’s not easy being green. Being the color of so many ordinary things
I can only imagine that it’s even more magical with the fluorescent light on.
Maybe this was the set of a movie with floating kitchen appliances
Nothing a few coats of paint can’t fix, and a very nice lot.
My eyes! My eyes!
That reminds me..must flush anti-freeze from car…
PLEASE PLEASE tell me the elephant rug stays!
Anyone notice the painting in the bedroom?
@DrewJ, or furthermore, the Obama poster in the green kitchen?
I’m guessing this batchelor pad belongs to Quagmire’s twin brother. Giggidy!
Wow… I think that was seconds and surplus paint.. one can only hope.
If not the home of the Toxic Avenger or Kermit, perhaps the home of the Green Lantern?
The rest of the place is very nice. Maybe the owners are on a diet – that is the color I would paint my kitchen if I wanted to avoid it.
@Sarahc: Wow! Great idea. You could turn this into freelance articles for the “women’s magazine” circuit. “Kickstart your diet by PAINTING!”
Off to find a brush….
I also liked the shiny comforters in the bedrooms. The red one in the 2nd bedroom was especially sexy. All this homeowner needs is some massage oil and patchouli scented candles to complete the ensemble.
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