From the gratuitous celebrity references in the listings to the one-minute-before-the-hour open-house start times: Some agents know all the tricks! This weekend: four open houses in Pine Brook, tucked between Ellington Field and Armand Bayou.
Location: 3422 E. Pine Brook Way
Details: 3 bedrooms, 2 baths; 2,615 sq. ft.
Price: $335,000
The Scoop: “IF GEORGE CLOONEY LIVED IN PINE BROOK HE WOULD LIVE HERE” screams the listing for this 12-year-old brick home, which also includes six mentions of Tuscany or Italy. L-shaped pool with covered patio; open Kitchen. On the market since the end of February.
Open House: Sunday, 1:59-4 pm
The Clear Lake celebrity European home tour continues this way . . .
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Location: 4511 Honeywood Ct.
Details: 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths; 3,304 sq. ft.
Price: $344,500
The Scoop: “. . . DAVID&VICTORIA ‘POSH SPICE’ BECKAM ARE HOPING TO INCREASE THEIR FAMILY SIZE WITH A BABY GIRL…THIS STATELY MANOR WOULD CERTAINLY FIT THEM WITH STYLE&PRIVACY.” Plus, mentions of Paula Deen and Mrs. Clean in this listing for a 1996 two-story brick home on a cul-de-sac. Two-story Family Room, upstairs Game Room. On the market for a little over two weeks.
Open House: Sunday, 1:59-4 pm
Location: 4318 Towering Oak Ct.
Details: 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths; 3,428 sq. ft.
Price: $389,000
The Scoop: Three mentions of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fill out the listing for this 1999 brick home. Pool, spa, sprinkler system; plus oversized 3-car garage. Just listed.
Open House: Sunday, 1:59-4 pm
Location: 4502 Noble Sage Ct.
Details: 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths; 4,383 sq. ft.
Price: $497,500
The Scoop: Apparently celebrity-reference-free 2001 brick two-story on a cul-de-sac. Two staircases; outdoor lighting, open Kitchen, waterfall pool. On the market for a month so far.
Open House: Sunday, 2-4 pm
They are ALL ugly and not celebrity fodder in the least
yeah 330k+ is a little steep for cookie cuttery and long commutes
Using trendey words in the text won’t allow them to achieve what I believe is good ranking by google.
This comes from being organic and adding links, blogs and forum entries yourself and building a quality site that users will find advantageous with there house sale or buying nees.
It’s made even worse by the inability to SPELL the gratuitous celebrity names. Beckham has an “H” in it.
I think this page is very interesting. The houses are beautiful. They seemed very comfortable and they look big. I would be interested in learning more about this website…