The main star of Atlanta rapper Gucci Mane’s newly-released music video for the song Nonchalant is arguably the townhome-sized closet in Lamar and Theresa Roemer’s Woodlands mansion, still up for grabs since its 2014 listing. It’s the swankiest rap stripper video filmed in The Woodlands all year!
The Roemers bought the home in 2013 and spent a couple million renovating it, including the addition of the 3-story closet-slash-wet-bar-slash-charity-party-venue. The closet was visited by a writer for Neiman Marcus’s blog in 2014, shortly after which a burglar stopped in — then attempted to blackmail Roemer into buying her own stuff back. Theresa Roemer listed the house herself at the end of 2014, after which it went on the market a few times (most recently for $7.95 million, down from an original asking price of $12.9 million). The place was supposed to be auctioned off last summer, but wasn’t; Platinum Luxury Auctions’s listing for the house does, however, imply that a new auction date might be set for this spring.
Much of the new video is set within the closet, as well as in the connecting full bath with garden tub (which gets some PG-13- to R-rated action):
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The master bedroom also makes an appearance in the video, augmented by a stripper pole (not pictured in the current listing photos):
The kitchen gets some screen time as well as the setting for some body sushi:
- Gucci Mane Is “Nonchalant” as He Cavorts in Theresa Roemer’s Closet in New Music Video [CultureMap]
- ‘Nonchalant’ Music Video [World Star Hip Hop]
- Suburban Sanctuary [Platinum Luxury Auctions]
- 47 Grand Regency Cir. [HAR]
- Previously on Swamplot: Theresa Roemer Will Part with Her Opulent, Drama-Filled 3-Story Closet (and the Woodlands Mansion It Comes in) for $12.9 Million
Photos: HAR
Video and stills: World Star Hip Hop
Wait, wait wait.. What’s the back story? how did this happen?
Love it. Someone on Swamplot deserves an award for their sleuthiness
If I were Theresa, I’d make sure that tub got a good scrubbing before I got back in it.