A reader who says he’s always been curious what the gaudiest house in Houston looks like on the inside tells Swamplot his wish has come true — now that photos of this 5-bedroom just-outside-the-Beltway home at 12930 Memorial Dr. have been published on MLS. Four readers have written in to express awe at its appearance. “I’m not sure how to even begin describing the living area decor,” writes another, who also seems transfixed on the “giant high heel and giant lady statues (or are those murals?) in the entryway,” as well as the mermaid-themed master bathroom.
Why should a few decorative items and paint swirls get in the way of a sale? Listed for $1.5 million, this 2001 home features everything you’d imagined, and of course much more. The main house has 3 full and 2 half bathrooms. There’s a guest house as well, and a 3-car garage with its own carport addition. In all: 5,865 sq. ft. on a 11,760-sq.-ft. lot.
- 12930 Memorial Dr. [HAR]