A view of the mix at the corner strip center at Westheimer and Fountainview, where a driver crashed this morning into the storefront of the Yogurtland at 5901 Westheimer, then plowed through an interior wall into the Any Lab Test Now! location next door.
Photo: KHOU
I’m minding my own business, and trying to enjoy a nice chocolate and boysenberry swirl, when a bunch of “Chlamydia is Not a Flower” pamphlets start flying all over the place. It was madness.
Tell that to the woman who named her child Chlamydia. Or is that just an Urban Legend?
Is it weird that I have ALWAYS wanted to drive through the front door of a yogurt store?
Would it be ok if I got permission first?
Maybe the morning before demolition was supposed to begin, they’d let me plow as far in as my Honda would take me. Honestly, I am dying to do this. I’ll hire my own tow truck. Just tell me when and where.
Ribalding: Is it a yogurt store specifically, or any retail store in general? I mean, the broader your horizons, the better chance you probably have of making your dream come true.
Any retail establishment, truth be told. But ‘yogurt store’ and ‘dry cleaners’ are at the top of the list, if i ever had a choice.
I once saw a Range Rover take out a Pilgrim’s Cleaners on Chimney Rock and I was so jealous it ached.
miss_msry,
The hilarious drag queen stylings of Shirley Q. Liquor has a the name of one of her 19 chil’ren as Chlamydia.
Those urban legends have been going around since well before anyone had ever heard of Chlamydia. When I was a kid it was a woman naming her twins “Regina and Vagina”