Houston, Texas real estate development, home buying, landscape, and design

29 Comments

1. 1
   From dbb:

   Oh my. Does that come with the place?

   December 8, 2011 at 2:15 pm
2. 2
   From Jim Porter:

   I was hoping the listing would include one of those “This property is currently leased — please do not disturb tenant” warnings.

   December 8, 2011 at 2:16 pm
3. 3
   From goof:

   For all the cleaning equipment in that house, you’d think it would be neater.

   December 8, 2011 at 2:22 pm
4. 4
   From Amanda:

   I’m not seeing the “craft room”….

   December 8, 2011 at 2:26 pm
5. 5
   From MarketingWiz:

   Residential marketing at its finest.

   December 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm
6. 6
   From Heidi:

   gross

   December 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm
7. 7
   From miss_msry:

   Rental/investment property, 100% occupied.

   December 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm
8. 8
   From Caroline:

   I don’t get it. Even if you have never cleaned your house before, wouldn’t you want to spruce it up a little for the HAR pictures?

   December 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm
9. 9
   From mek ju:

   Clorox wipes next to the computer? Ewww…

   December 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm
10. 10
    From jim h:

    OMG . . . It is going to be a Heights tear down and I love realtors with a sense of humor. I’m thinking somebody Pissed off their realtor.

    December 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm
11. 11
    From PYEWACKET2:

    Congas or bongos?

    December 8, 2011 at 4:23 pm
12. 12
    From marmer:

    @Amanda, I think the realtor misunderstood. It only sounded like “craft” room!

    December 8, 2011 at 4:36 pm
13. 13
    From EMME:

    I’m thinking hoarder and this IS the cleaned up version.

    December 8, 2011 at 4:49 pm
14. 14
    From mollusk:

    Uh, Caroline, to clean up a bit usually requires someone or another to get out of bed. Unless that’s just a body.

    December 8, 2011 at 5:23 pm
15. 15
    From Brad:

    The kitchen cabinets are nice. But God knows what’s in them.

    December 8, 2011 at 6:04 pm
16. 16
    From Flake:

    Whoa – it sure has that “lived-in” look.

    December 8, 2011 at 6:40 pm
17. 17
    From Veso:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! The agent remarks say No Showings Before 2PM!!!!

    December 8, 2011 at 6:50 pm
18. 18
    From holly:

    I think this realtor has seen his last listing. Who would want him to represent them? YUK!!

    December 8, 2011 at 7:16 pm
19. 19
    From jane Smith:

    looks like sears blew up! Love those window treatments!

    December 8, 2011 at 7:19 pm
20. 20
    From miss_msry:

    This is performance art, right?

    December 8, 2011 at 7:37 pm
21. 21
    From Hugo R. Ugalde:

    Seriously?!

    December 8, 2011 at 9:04 pm
22. 22
    From Freddie J Jones:

    His leg look a little blue grey.

    December 8, 2011 at 11:19 pm
23. 23
    From John (another one):

    All that plus typos in the listing. KLASSY.

    December 9, 2011 at 6:24 am
24. 24
    From Freddie Mac:

    DO NOT LOOK IN THE SHED!!!

    December 9, 2011 at 7:57 am
25. 25
    From veso:

    I can’t tell if that is a man or a woman

    December 9, 2011 at 10:26 am
26. 26
    From Al:

    “Take the pic…if I can’t see them, they can’t see me”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:16 am
27. 27
    From Patrick:

    Yikes. It could be a dead body or a VERY tired person sound asleep in the bed.Either way, I would fire the realtor ASAP. Never e ver post pictures of yout listing with a VERY messy house and a person asleep in the bedroom. VERY unprofessional !!!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:27 am
28. 28
    From Carol:

    A friend of mine was buying a house a few years ago — a little 1940s bungalow that was a really nasty rental home. When he visited it with the realtor, the tenants were in bed, in their pajamas, watching a movie. They did not seem to care that someone was there. Their baby was only in a diaper walking around another room of the house, by himself. Sad.

    December 9, 2011 at 12:10 pm
29. 29
    From John (another one):

    I saw a place once where the current occupants did not leave – they were all engrossed in watching Joel Osteen tell them how they’d be rich if they prayed enough. Even sadder.

    December 9, 2011 at 12:51 pm