Oh my. Does that come with the place?
I was hoping the listing would include one of those “This property is currently leased — please do not disturb tenant” warnings.
For all the cleaning equipment in that house, you’d think it would be neater.
I’m not seeing the “craft room”….
Residential marketing at its finest.
Rental/investment property, 100% occupied.
I don’t get it. Even if you have never cleaned your house before, wouldn’t you want to spruce it up a little for the HAR pictures?
Clorox wipes next to the computer? Ewww…
OMG . . . It is going to be a Heights tear down and I love realtors with a sense of humor. I’m thinking somebody Pissed off their realtor.
Congas or bongos?
@Amanda, I think the realtor misunderstood. It only sounded like “craft” room!
I’m thinking hoarder and this IS the cleaned up version.
Uh, Caroline, to clean up a bit usually requires someone or another to get out of bed. Unless that’s just a body.
The kitchen cabinets are nice. But God knows what’s in them.
Whoa – it sure has that “lived-in” look.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! The agent remarks say No Showings Before 2PM!!!!
I think this realtor has seen his last listing. Who would want him to represent them? YUK!!
looks like sears blew up! Love those window treatments!
This is performance art, right?
His leg look a little blue grey.
All that plus typos in the listing. KLASSY.
DO NOT LOOK IN THE SHED!!!
I can’t tell if that is a man or a woman
“Take the pic…if I can’t see them, they can’t see me”
Yikes. It could be a dead body or a VERY tired person sound asleep in the bed.Either way, I would fire the realtor ASAP. Never e ver post pictures of yout listing with a VERY messy house and a person asleep in the bedroom. VERY unprofessional !!!
A friend of mine was buying a house a few years ago — a little 1940s bungalow that was a really nasty rental home. When he visited it with the realtor, the tenants were in bed, in their pajamas, watching a movie. They did not seem to care that someone was there. Their baby was only in a diaper walking around another room of the house, by himself. Sad.
I saw a place once where the current occupants did not leave – they were all engrossed in watching Joel Osteen tell them how they’d be rich if they prayed enough. Even sadder.
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