Friday, August 31, 2012

Storing Yourself in a Heights Self-Storage Apartment

The lone residential unit atop the Proguard Self Storage office at the corner of Heights Blvd. and Center St. is available for you to rent — and of course fill up with stuff. Unlike the other units located on the premises, this one comes with a kitchen, a washer and dryer, and an actual bathroom, but lacks roll-up doors. Like the other units, it’s all bills paid. Shaded parking is available under this wooden structure against the north fence, past the controlled-access gate:

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The 2-bedroom, 850-sq.-ft. apartment rents for $1,400 a month.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    From Jennifer Mathis:

    Carpeting in a bathroom is so, so wrong, and you’ll never change my mind on that. [shudder]

  2. 2
    From miss_msry:

    I’ve lived in worse. But, you’re so right about carpeting in a bathroom.

  3. 3
    From movocelot:

    Yeah why all the carpet? Are the floors rubber? For overhead door sound attenuation?

  4. 4
    From Chris Litherland:

    Wow, that would have to be one of the strangest apartment locations Ive ever seen.

  5. 5
    From Galaxie:

    $1400 for an 850 sf apartment, in a concrete jungle, next to the railroad tracks, with trucks full of junk coming in and out of the gate at all hours? not to mention people knocking on your door all the time thinking you’re the leasing agent. no thanks.

  6. 6
    From dominic barzilla:

    i would love to set up a sex dungeon there

  7. 7
    From Chappy:

    That just makes me sad.

  8. 8
    From Marie:

    I always thought the manager lived in those apartments. They all seem to have one. The asking rent is outrageous.

  9. 9
    From darogr:

    Rent’s too damn high.

  10. 10
    From Chet Speagley:

    At least it is a gated community with good security. And no late night parties. Lots of available storage.

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