Words Worth a Thousand Pictures: Fond, Naked Memories of Pete and Fernando’s Woodland Heights Pad

More than a dozen photos of the pristine interior, front-porch swing, and side-yard lap pool may not, in fact, be sufficient for you to get a complete picture of the lifestyle afforded by the renovated bungalow at 617 Byrne St. in Woodland Heights. So former neighbor Kelley fills in the details for you:

Oh how I miss the carefree days of living across the street from Pete & Fernando … so many memories of them and their awesome house…like the time I popped over to their porch for a quick glass of wine while waiting for my husband to get home from work … and then stumbled home at 4 the next morning…oh, the stories the lap pool in the side yard could tell…the beautiful Easter brunches in the dining room

…the time I saw Pete naked in the bathroom


…the time I saw Fernando naked in the office

…the time I literally carried Fernando through that kitchen door, after a wild night of singing show tunes at Keys West…

Well, there are a few details Kelley does leave out: The home has 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, 1,688 sq. ft. It went on the market 2 and a half weeks ago, and is listed at $415,000.

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