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  • I didn’t know Baytown had a petting zoo! All the animals are so polite and still for the kids.

  • CANNON BALL!!!!!!

  • 30 dead animals in that room alone!

  • “Look at all these animals that I have killed…. don’t they make up for any insecurities that I have and reaffirm a culturally conditioned sense of a power that I have over over the world by surrounding myself with them?”

  • $6.5 Mln ?!??!! You can buy the entire city of Baytown for $6.5 Mln, and they’ll throw in Fred Hartman bridge for free.

  • I hate those little computer desk cut-outs. Let me use a real desk. Don’t presume to think I want to fit the lower half of my body into a 3 foot by 2 foot cube or that I want to use your pull out keyboard device. I like my keyboard on top my desk, thank you. It doesn’t need to be hidden away when not in use.

    Oh, and all the dead animals. That’s a bit excessive, too.

  • PETA is going to have to come in and do an exorcism for the new owners. Never seen so much dead animal flesh in a single house! There must be a ghost animal stampede in the yard every night! I sure would hate to have the current owner’s karma. His/her next 500 lifetimes will end in a horrid encounter with the beast du jour!

  • In the front room there are two stuffed ostriches on the wall. Who the hell hunts an ostrich???

  • Lots of lost hopes and dreams on that wall

  • Darn, everything but the runway for my Cirrus. . . . .

  • Oh look… the safari hunter guy from Jumanji is selling his house.

    *takes out his monocle* “Indeed.”

  • I hunt ostriches, but I only shoot for the head. Otherwise it’s not much of a challenge.

  • They couldn’t even give the road this overpriced hunk o’ real estate sits on a proper ‘Murican name.

  • Is this the set from a Wes Anderson film?

  • YUCK! What’s up with those HDR’ish photos? Realtors normally over do it with those filters but that was just over the top.

  • I don’t have anything ideologically against hunting, but am I the only one who finds staging with just ONE of these things a bit of a turn-off in a listing (from a decorating perspective), let alone 30 of them?

  • Homeowner is an anesthesiologist. He serves humanity and animalkind alike. He probably euthanized the menagerie gracing his trophy room. (Or is that disgracing?)

  • Trigger Alert!! World headquarters of Habitat for Inhumanity.