Friday, September 18, 2009

Red-Hot Bachelor Pad of the Month

Ah, the single life! This one-bedroom, 625-sq.-ft. take at 2016 Main appears to have every necessity in place, down to that single toothbrush artfully placed next to stainless-steel counter bowl. Ax the giveaway Downtown and Midtown views, and wouldn’t this have made an excellent candidate for Swamplot’s weekly Neighborhood Guessing Game?

Asking $129,750 — since mid-ish July. Maintenance fee is $510 a month.

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17 Comments

  1. 1
    From John:

    Does it make you horny, baby? Yeaaah!

    Crikey, I’ve lost my mojo.

  2. 2
    From movocelot:

    I need air.

  3. 3
    From ELNINA999:

    Red-Hot AND High Maintenance Bachelor lives there!

  4. 4
    From Miz Brooke Smith:

    http://www.dailymotion.com/rel.....ve-1_music

  5. 5
    From Miz Brooke Smith:

    Just waiting for that pole dancer…

  6. 6
    From ELNINA999:

    Conveniently hidden in the bathroom drawer is the second (red!) toothbrush ready for an unexpected visitor.

  7. 7
    From Darby Mom:

    Uh, folks, the name on the tax record is female, honest, check it out for yourselves. The bedspread, the flowers on top of the TV unit, and the fancy bottles on the bathroom vanity made me want to check.

  8. 8

    this place would have made Liberace say-
    “Whoa,step back no one is that gay.”

  9. 9
    From miss_msry:

    You’re right. That apartment is like an androgynous person that you can’t figure out until introduced as Jezebel.

  10. 10
    From Mojo Jojo:

    I guess all the Bachlors are moving out of 2016 Main. Check out the listing for unit #2313… It includes an LCD mounted to the ceiling above the bed.

    http://search.har.com/engine/d.....0St%202313

  11. 11
    From LT:

    I needed the shot of the medicine drawers….why exactly?

  12. 12
    From biggerintexas:

    Flabbergasted.

  13. 13
    From Bill:

    No mention in the HAR ad about easy access to the bus station and easy hi-rise tagging targets.!

  14. 14
    From Matt:

    Whoever owns it obviously likes the look of cheap Chinese restaurants.

  15. 15
    From Apartment dweller:

    Thanks for this, Swamplot! I needed it on this hot and muggy Monday morning!

  16. 16
    From movocelot:

    ^ MojoJojo: Love that blue unit better! esp. Mr Hewitt’s ly-down Living Room.

    ^ LT: you need the pic of those drawers to appreciate the drawer glides - the full-extension of the pull-outs subliminal suggestion.

  17. 17
    From Aimee:

    gross.

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