HEADWATERS OF THE HOUSTON SHIT CHANNEL A sewer collecting system on the northern banks of Buffalo Bayou near Lockwood donated more than 100,000 gallons of untreated waste to the waterway last night. City officials expect the problem to be fixed sometime today. [MyFox Houston]
Best Swamplot Headline of the Year, Gus!
From what I hear, the untreated waste encountered water so toxic and disgusting that it voluntarily returned to the sewer collecting system. Even shit has standards.
I think we’re all a little pooped after New Year’s.
By “fixed”, I assume they mean “dissipated”.
Don’t you mean “pissisdated?”