New to You: Sugar Land Waterfront Ranch Loft

Just another one of those Sugar Land loft-plan Ranch renovations with some of the usual crazy ceiling action. This one’s right on Oyster Creek, with a dock in back:

Granite tile floors? Check. Floating island kitchen? Check. Valance-mounted bouquets? Check:

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Or . . . are those stencils?

There appear to be 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms somewhere in this 3,000-sq.-ft. house, which sits on an almost half-acre lot. On the market since early Memorial Day weekend. Asking $459,000.

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  • I love the curtains that……almost touch the floor

  • What in the holy hell is going on with that kitchen? Is the stove on the opposite side of the island from the oven? Which opens onto the dining room? WTF? This design is blowing my mind, and not in a good way.

    Work triangles: so simple and yet so ignored. Ugh.

  • That’s a teardown if I ever saw one.

  • “One of a kind newly remodeled waterfront property on large lot nestled in the heart of Sugar Land.”
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    How about that? A literate realtor who obviously had a major in marketing.

    Translation? Large waterfront lot on Oyster Creek instead of one of the fake lakes in the heart of Sugar Land. House included.

  • Field trip anyone?

  • What a wacko place. What’s a lot on Oyster creek worth these days? I’ll take a creek front property before some “fake lake” as mentioned upwards in the thread anytime.

  • Can you actually drive your boat down to West BAy from Sugar Land along Oyster Creek?

  • That house makes me dizzy.

  • Can you actually drive your boat down to West Bay from Sugar Land along Oyster Creek?
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    Not sure about a boat but you probably could navigate it in a canoe. Just take lots of
    DEET with you as you will need it as you wind your way down through Brazoria County.

  • “It is a true urban retreat,” the agent rights. The agent is a very stupid person.

  • I think a large extended family lives there, having made the necessary subdividing customizations along the way.

  • wait… what? There’s a kitchen in there? nooo…. I see the granite, and the microwave, and the range hood, but…but … I still don’t see a kitchen. This place was obviously designed by someone who doesn’t cook. There, I said it.

  • “It is a true urban retreat,” the agent rights. The agent is a very stupid person.

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    The agent rights? At least she can spell…

  • This place was obviously designed by someone who doesn’t cook.

    I’d go so far as to say that it was designed by someone who doesn’t design.

  • Great Property….interior is a joke. I live across the creek from this house, (not on the creek). Pretty sure the new Houston Row Club boathouse had a lot to do with the value of these lots.
    http://www.greaterhoustonrowingclub.com/home.html

  • Swamplot should really consider a weekly “Tacky-palooza” outing.

    Deviled eggs and Dr. Pepper to follow.

  • That is the most unattractive use of space I’ve witnessed. What is that ceiling nonsense? Those stencils have got to go or the house won’t.

    Tragic

    Reminds me of Oscar Wilde discussing the wallpaper in the hotel room where he died.

    Fighting a losing battle with the wallpaper; either it goes or I do.